“I haven’t, no,’’ Witten said, via SportsDayDFW. “You know, I think they’re in the process of getting a box to me.''
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In the process? How does this 10-time Pro Bowl tight end of arguably the most popular team in football not have a box of his own breakfast treat yet? The cereal, named Witten’s Lucky Stars, can be purchased at Dallas-Fort Worth grocery stores, or online, so there’s no excuse for Witten.
Even this 6-year-old girl was able to get a box and make an adorable review of it, saying it’s “better than Lucky Charms.” That’s a mighty bold claim, young lady.
We’re willing to forgive Witten for not eating his marshmallow-laden flakes (although he really needs to get on that) because he’s doing good things with the sales for it. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of Witten’s Lucky Stars benefits his SCORE Foundation.
But seriously, Jason. Eat your cereal.
